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swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via annablackkk)

urbanclictionary:

thanks for unfollowing me ill remember that when im the ruler of hell

(Source: katorade27, via sorry)

eatingisfab:

i am pretty

  • pretty dumb 
  • pretty stupid
  • pretty annoying

(via phobias)

maurypovichofficial:

I hate how when men beg woman to have children with them and then when their bodies are altered forever after literally pushing 2-3 human beings out into the world they have the nerve to go out and have affairs with younger woman or put the woman down because they’re not the “hot” girl they were when they met 20 years ago well mister nobody said anything to you when your dick shriveled up 3 sizes smaller when you reached the age of 40

(via teenfeen)

clockest:


I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(Source: guy, via teenfeen)

dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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(Source: wartortles, via happiest)

breakinq:

following back tons♡

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

(via kawaiisavior)

glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim K app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim Kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

(via sniffing)

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